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Even being the queen bee is no prize. The queen bee doesn’t issue orders; she doesn’t controlanything in the hive. Her one role is to lay eggs, which she does all day long, in 30-second intervals. She’ll lay up to 2,000 per day, which is more than her body weight. She only leaves the hive once or twice in her life. Oh, and she gets to be queen by assassinating all the other baby queen bees.
Drone bees famously exist just to have sex. Sounds like that might be OK, right? Except the “lucky” drone bees who get to get it on with the queen die because they explode during sex, which happens in the air, with their genitals tearing off to remain lodged in the queen while the rest of their body falls to the ground.
And the ones who don’t have sex with her get driven out of the hive to starve to death.
If you’re a bee, keeping a low profile and just being a worker doesn’t make things much better. Worker bees make honey by transferring the nectar from the tongue of the bee who collected it to another bee who holds it on her tongue until the liquid evaporates, turning the substance into honey. (Changes how you think of honey, doesn’t it?)
And the wax they make? It oozes through pores on their bodies and they chew it off, to make it soft enough to use.
And you know what keeps honey-bee hives warm – 93 degrees Fahrenheit in the center – in cold weather?
The worker bees’ shivering.
Yeah, be glad you’re not a honey bee.