Well, there’s
such a thing in movies too. There are certain stereotypical things that
happen in movies all the time that never happen in real life …
People are always
able to grab onto something as they fall, like a ledge.
They can then hang
from said ledge forever by their fingertips.
And then, they can pull
themselves up. Are you kidding? 99% of all Americans, me included, couldn’t
do a single pull-up if their lives depended on it.
No one in movies
can hit the broad side of a barn with a gun. A huge gun fight, dozens of
people firing every which way, and no one gets hit, which is good since …
People in movies hide
behind car doors from bullets. That
doesn’t work in real life.
People constantly
knock each other out cold in movies … and then the knocked-out person gets up
and is fine.
When someone gets
shot or stabbed, they keel over immediately, dead, OR they have time to give a
long, eloquent speech before dying gracefully. No unsightly blood, shit or
cries of agony.
Wonderful sex in
shower or tub, often surrounded by hundreds of candles. (Who lit those?)
People have sex in
movies with the blankets over their heads.
Also, they fall
out of bed – and keep going.
No talk of
contraception, ever.
Normal people live
in spacious apartments in Manhattan. No.
Just as he’s about
to kill someone and get away, the bad guy stops to explain and gets caught.
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